Monday, May 09, 2005

Star Ten

Today is supposed to be the launch of Arianna Huffington's celebrity ├╝ber-blog The Huffington Post, which is reported to be featuring big name bloggers (Norman Mailer, David Mamet, Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Walter Cronkite, Gwyneth Paltrow, Harold Evans and Tina Brown are name-dropped) who will "offer a round-the-clock commentary on our life and times."*

Walter, okay, Norman, eh, but Diane Keaton and Gwyneth Paltrow? Warren Beatty? Imagine the posts:

Which Diamonds Not to Wear to the Oscars.
I Did Not Sleep With Charlie Sheen
How to Make Harrison Ford Think You're a Starlet
Kate Winslet is a Skank.
My Five Year Reunion at Betty Ford.
I Did Not Sleep With Charlie Sheen.
Servants and How They Whine All Over You.
I Think My Mother Is Dating My Chauffeur, the Bitch.
How to String Along A Starlet Who Thinks You're Harrison Ford.
Smuggle In Your Nanny From Mexico, Save Huge $$$.
I Slept with Charlie Sheen, But I Was Drugged.


Anyway, while you're waiting for THP to crank up, here are:

Ten Things for the Celeb Weblog Lovers

1. Gillian Anderson

2. Dave Barry

3. Jeff Bridges

4. David Byrne

5. David Duchovny

6. Moby

7. Michael Moore

8. Al Roker

9. William Shatner

10. Darth Vader

*(story via The Guardian)

3 comments:

  1. David Mamet's post is fake: not a single obscenity. I am disappointed.

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  2. I'm seriously geeking over Darth Vader tho. OMG!

    Thanks for the link!

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  3. It's a shame Darth Vader can't spell "trachea" properly, but I suppose he's too busy crushing them to have time to worry about small details. And it must be hard to type in those gloves, too.

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