Christmas is almost here. Are you having fun yet? If not:
Tell them what they can sing over at The Carol of the Chins.
Release your inner Grinch over at Christmas lights smashfest 2001 (click on lights, watch them shatter, hear satisfying sounds of breaking glass.)
Didn't have enough of crowded malls, angry shoppers and piles of gifts? Make a cartoon lady do it when you play Shop Til You Drop.
Or, if all else fails, Send An Elf (gratis the folks at the Discover Card; takes a while to load on dial-up, e-mailable.)